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Ladbrokes Q8: Best Chant You Have Heard On The Terraces?

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Best chant you have heard on the terraces?

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Davie Dodds the Elephant Man

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Edited by Bill Hamilton

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We only sing when we're drawing... Sing when wee draaaaaaaawing. We only sing when we're draaaaawing.

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Peter Shilton,

Peter Shilton,

Have you shagged McAlpines wife.

Or

She'll take more care of you

McAlpines wife, McAlpines wife

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There's only one United and that's a ph_ucking biscuit

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I've got 2 fave's, neither Dundee related,

"There's only 2 Andy Goram's, 2 Andy Goruuuumms" when he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

The other one was at a Blackburn game when the away fans started singing "Blackburn's a shitehole, I want to go home" the home fans straight away "Get out of our town, get out of our town, if you don't like it, get out of our town".

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"have you had sexual relationships with the good lady of a legendary utd goalie ?"

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I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor directed at the Perth Saintees

Edited by HH66

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We're top o' the league and you're no. Specifically at Ibrox in the 0 - 0 cup draw in the 90s when Rab defied them. We were top of the 1st division and they were 2nd in the Premier but what the hell !

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Uniteds won f**k all!,was great sung at their junior ground.

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"we can see you sneaking out!" during the many pumpings they recieved during the Juan, two three era.

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We signed Caniggia you signed Billy Dodds or Albert Kidd, which always hushes the cheating Jambos with immediate effect.

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Posh Spice is a slapper

She wear too much fake tan

And when she's shagging Beckham

She thinks of Bobby Mann!

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