Ridiculous DFC Moments

[Cobra]

What are some of the most ridiculous moments from our history?

Derek Lyle missing our quarter-final at Palmerston after falling though a glass table.

Njazi Kuqi being signed just before we entered administration.

Patrizio Billio being mysteriously attacked outside Dens.

Nobody knowing if Fan Zhiyi was still a Dundee player when he was at the World Cup with China.

Fraudster Giovanni di Stefano's bizarre involvement with the club. 

Selling our best player Billy Dodds to relegation rivals St Johnstone.

Deciding that Jim McLean wasn't cut out for management.

Any others?

 

 

[UWTB1893]

I remember some talk about Maradona coming over to play for Dundee in a friendly and it would be shown on PPV. 

[1stevie]

DFC Owners Bailing out the Dabs financially when they were about to go bust.

[clearwater]

1 minute ago, 1stevie said:

DFC Owners Bailing out the Dabs financially when they were about to go bust.

Our biggest ever fuck up. What on earth were they thinking about.

Should have left the cunts to rot in hell.

[Ivan Drago]

That fitness coach asking the Hibs chairman if hookers would be provided. 

Signing Mark Kerr

Spaz cup tee shirts 

The 5 lane dog track 

Edited 2 May 2017 by Ivan Drago

[Cobra]

12 minutes ago, Ivan Drago said:

That fitness coach asking the Hibs chairman if hookers would be provided. 

Ivan, did that really happen?

McCall getting the boot from Dens for doing a dump in Stainrod's shoe is another one.

[Ivan Drago]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/11960831.Coach_wanted_prostitute__trial_told_Dundee_FC_director_tells_assault_case_of_his_shock_over_request/

sorry got it a bit wrong. Old memory is going 

[Harold Finch]

The Dee having to wear St Johnstone's away strip at McDairmid as our away strip clashed with their home strip

The Charnley/Raeside fight in a New Year game also at McDairmid

[Billy Campbell's Ghost]

Coco Smith

[StobbieDee]

Shutting down the UB40 reduction turnstiles 

[harry94]

Not many in game mentions here but if I think this short clip sums up our cup form.

 

[Dariusz Dee]

58 minutes ago, Ivan Drago said:

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/11960831.Coach_wanted_prostitute__trial_told_Dundee_FC_director_tells_assault_case_of_his_shock_over_request/

sorry got it a bit wrong. Old memory is going 

"Paul Marr, Dundee FC's director of football"

 

Ridiculous is an understatement.