The New Stadium Thread

[Attilio]

1 hour ago, Prince Buster said:

FFS Islay, most traffic will be coming direct from the west on Kingsway.

Rather than fanny about turning off pedestrian light controlled (PELIC&N) crossings for an hour prior to kick off thus endangering the safety of pedestrians surely it would be better to direct all traffic from the east on Kingsway down to Myrekirk at which point the traffic can join the queue from the west and safely enter the seemingly extensive one way traffic system within the complex?

Anyway, it's a moot point because the stadium is likely never to happen. But you carry on and object to its construction and base your objection on the ridiculous thought that some cars might have to queue. Then when that objection's laughed off you can think of something else - I recommend squirrels and / or rare fungi.

Let the planners do their jobs for all our sakes.

Don't forget bats, nesting birds and Japanese knotweed.  They all have a part to play. 

We'll probably find when we start the dig that the development is on the site of a bronze age settlement and that will be that.

thingsthatcanfuckupaconstructionjob.com .

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Boba Fett said:

You’re on the wind up..

Normally yes but not this time, I spoke to planners at the ice rink and they showed me the one way system all around the stadium in and out.

Sure someone will confirm.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, islaydarkblue said:

If that is the proposal then the pedestrian crossing traffic lights next to the small roundabout at the foot of the Timex Brae will have to switched off for at least one hour before the kick off otherwise traffic will be backing up on the roundabout above the A90 and the slip road from the Kingsway.

Just come via Birkie will be a lot quicker 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, islaydarkblue said:

If that is the proposal then the pedestrian crossing traffic lights next to the small roundabout at the foot of the Timex Brae will have to switched off for at least one hour before the kick off otherwise traffic will be backing up on the roundabout above the A90 and the slip road from the Kingsway.

Islay it is like this every day from about 4pm to 5.30pm. Cars backed up on the Kingsway slip road and queuing traffic right back on Coupar Angus Road past the Park Hotel towards the Lochee circle. They have never addressed this issue

[skullduggery]

I’ll be parking at Asda, grab the bairns their sweets and juice for the match, and have a wee stroll up, assuming the council and the one way system allow for it.

[TheDarkBlues]

Decided just to fly to the game via my private Helicopter. However, I will just fly around the stadium throwing water bombs at players who I judge are not working hard enough for that Dark Blue Jersey.

[Prince Buster]

4 minutes ago, TheDarkBlues said:

Decided just to fly to the game via my private Helicopter. However, I will just fly around the stadium throwing water bombs at players who I judge are not working hard enough for that Dark Blue Jersey.

I'll jet pack in then

[DarkBlueKnight]

4 minutes ago, Prince Buster said:

I'll jet pack in then

Magic PB - you’ve become a believer !!

[Prince Buster]

2 minutes ago, DarkBlueKnight said:

Magic PB - you’ve become a believer !!

Well, then I saw her face - now I'm a believer.

[DarkBlueKnight]

3 minutes ago, Prince Buster said:

Well, then I saw her face - now I'm a believer.

I’m not your stepping stone 

[DarkBlueKnight]

McCann needs to stop monkeying around with the team

 

 

 

 

thought I’d get in first before someone else did

[Prince Buster]

Just now, DarkBlueKnight said:

I’m not your stepping stone 

Let's not go there, we'll get into trouble for going OT. Then we'll be walking like we're front page news.