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Funniest Answers On Tv Quiz Shows


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Home from work early the other night and the folks were watching a quiz show on TV.

Question:  Ernest Rutherford won a Nobel Prize in what discipline?

'Physics', I replied feeling smug

The bloke who was being asked the question answered 'Railways'.

Now the correct answer was Chemistry and I wasn't so smug but honest to f***  -  Nobel Prize - Railways!??

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Some personal favourites... 

Family Fortunes

Presenter: Name a bird with a long neck

A: Naomi Campbell

Presenter: Name something you'd put in a baked potato

A: Jam

University Challenge
 
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Contestant: Homosexuals
Richard and Judy
 
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
A: Forrest Gump
 

Radio phone-ins

Presenter: What name does Cat Stevens go under now? I'll give you a clue, he became a Muslim...
Contestant: Abu Hamza
 
Presenter: What was Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil
 
Presenter: What is the name of the long-running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The. .?
Caller: Mohicans.
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Shamelessly lifted from the daily Mail website

JAMES O’BRIEN: How many kings of England have been called Henry?

CONTESTANT: Well, I know Henry VIII. So, um, three?

(The James O’Brien Show, LBC)

HOST: What is the name of the primitive language used by the Ancient Egyptians and painted on walls?

CONTESTANT: Hydraulics.

(Sale Of The Century, ITV)

HOST: What was Hitler’s first name?

CONTESTANT: Heil.

(Sale Of The Century)

 
 

STEVE WRIGHT: In 1863, which American president gave the Gettysburg Address?

CONTESTANT: I don’t know, it was before I was born.

(Steve Wright In The Afternoon)

ANNE ROBINSON: In the 1940s, which politician was responsible for the welfare state: William . . who?

CONTESTANT: The Conqueror.

(The Weakest Link)

ANNE ROBINSON: Which British prime minister famously said: ‘We have become a grandmother’?

CONTESTANT: John Major.

(The Weakest Link)



 

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Some personal favourites... 

Family Fortunes

Presenter: Name a bird with a long neck

A: Naomi Campbell

Presenter: Name something you'd put in a baked potato

A: Jam

University Challenge
 
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Contestant: Homosexuals
 
 

Radio phone-ins

 
Presenter: What was Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil
 
Presenter: What is the name of the long-running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The. .?
Caller: Mohicans.

howlin :lol2:  :lol2: :lol2:  

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