Happy Birthday Islay

[Den Spark]

It would appear everyone's forgotten Islay's birthday. It's around this time of year so I've found and updated Mr Pringle's poem from Dundee Mad.

There was an old man named Totty
Who liked United not a lotty
Sixty five years later 
This bold Arab hater
Has a Spoofer tattoo on his botty

 

Happy birthday Dougie. Still got that tattoo?