St Johnstone V Dundee

[Cobra]

We're going to McDiarmid Park on the 20th April and we're going to take all three points. No mistakes, no hard luck stories, just three f**cking points.

Who should start?

[Cobra]

I added Horsfield to the list even though it makes me sick to have a guy wearing dark blue who clearly don't give a f**k whether we stay up or go down.

Hopefully the manager can name 11 guys who actually care about our great club staying in Scotland's top division.

[Cobra]

Parish was between the sticks for McCann's last game away from Dens. That was the last time Dundee kept a clean sheet outside the city. Could Parish possibly have done worse than Dieng, who has ZERO clean sheets in his last 20 appearances?

The useless, half-arsed excuse of a defender that is Horsfield hasn't kept a clean sheet in his life so hopefully we don't see him again.

[Cobra]

By the way, I'm not being a c**t for the sake of it. I'm being deliberately provocative. I want someone to provide evidence that Horsfield isn't a mercenary taking the piss out of DFC.

[an-dee]

7 hours ago, Cobra said:

By the way, I'm not being a c**t for the sake of it. I'm being deliberately provocative. I want someone to provide evidence that Horsfield isn't a mercenary taking the piss out of DFC.

I was a bit worried when he announced he’d signed for ‘Dun Dee’ on Twitter. Can’t even blame that on autocorrect! 

[Cobra]

8 hours ago, an-dee said:

I was a bit worried when he announced he’d signed for ‘Dun Dee’ on Twitter. Can’t even blame that on autocorrect! 

Christ. I'd forgotten about that. He showed his disdain for the club and the city with that absurd tweet and we saw his disinterest in the flesh when twice within 60 seconds in Perth he made Kennedy look like Ronaldo.

Imagine Horsfield was welcomed with a comment like "Dundee have signed right-back James Horsfield from Scun Thorpe United FC". It's not as if Dundee is an obscure place that few people know about. It's the fourth biggest city in the country and our club reached the semis of the European Cup ffs.

[DarkBlueKnight]

I don’t care who plays - just get theee points ffs. We have to match st Mirren as we go and better them  on occasion. Start at Perth DFC 

[Budgem]

We're gonna struggle if we can only pick one player! 

[Cobra]

2 minutes ago, Budgem said:

We're gonna struggle if we can only pick one player! 

FFS. I wondered why nobody had voted. Thanks for letting me know!

[Budgem]

No problem Cobra. Martin Woods missing from list too? (suspended?)

[Blue4evr]

I think Saints have only beaten us and St Mirren in the past 10 or so games. They're no great shakes.

[blueboy]

Wouldn't it be ironic if Saints, where we had our greatest triumph (OK, their previous ground), was also where we reached an all-time low in the top flight?

We won't but just thought I'd throw that in now.