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Come on then folks. Wether you belt out songs from the front of the Derry wi yer top of, or sit at the back of the main stand humming along to Hector Nicol wi a werthers in yer gub! I’m sure between us we can come up with a couple of new ditty’s to liven up the old lady and put a smile or two on folks faces again. 

So if you want to share something bash on. The top 10 with the most ⭐️ Ratings at the end of next week will be added to a pole and a final vote can be made with say a top 3(?) being chosen. I’ll then take them and mass produce copies to be sent to each DSA club, the society, local dee boozers ets etc before the first home game of the league cup so everyone can get some practise 😆

Might sound like a “minter” of an idea to some, but you know what I’d far rather have a laugh doing this than asking for the club for a “singing section” or letting a drum in 🤮

Fill yer boots 👍🏻

DDYB

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To get it started i'll add my 2 from earlier...

We've got McPake, Super James McPake,

I just don't think you understand,Hes better than McCann,

And Zinedine Zidane,

We've got Super James McPake

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We've got McPake, Super James McPake,

I just don't think you understand,

So f**k off Jimmy Mac,

The derrys f**cking back,

Cos we've got Super James McPake

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Since no one else has stepped up and penned anything new, I thought I’d share this I came across. 

 

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33 minutes ago, dblair said:

Since no one else has stepped up and penned anything new, I thought I’d share this I came across. 

 

That looks like Frews.

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1 hour ago, dblair said:

Since no one else has stepped up and penned anything new, I thought I’d share this I came across. 

 

That is class 👏

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50 minutes ago, Rosco said:

That is class 👏

How do you follow that, a’body’s gone quiet, and nae wonder. I’ll give it a bash to get the DFC poets going:

.....to the tune of D.Utd. Are sh*te (what else!):

James McPake, the DAB Slayer

He was such a f***ing player

Now he’s in the managers chair 

Dundee Utd., say yer prayers  

Dundee Utd., say yer prayers

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Oh Cammy Kerr

He’s one of our own, Cammy Kerr

 

On the overlap, 

He strides up the park, 

He’s one of our own, Cammy Kerr

 

He signed for two year, 

Rejected opposition in the top tier,

He’s one of our own, Cammy Kerr

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Not sure if this one works.

To the tune of Ten Green Bottles...

One Arab season in the Championship
One Arab season in the Championship
And if one play-off final they should accidentally lose
There'll be two Arab seasons in the Championship

Two Arab seasons in the Championship
Two Arab seasons in the Championship
And if one play-off final they should accidentally lose
There'll be three Arab seasons in the Championship

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35 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Oh Cammy Kerr

Oh Cammy Ke-err    [to make it 5 syllables, like verse 2....and 3 lines]

He’s one of our own, our Cammy Kerr

 

On the overlap, 

He strides up the park, 

He’s one of our own, our Cammy Kerr

 

He signed for two years, 

Rejects ed opposition in the top tier,      [to make it 5 syllables, like verse 2]

He’s one of our own, our Cammy Kerr

Rosco.... 👍 short, simple, repetitive, easy to remember. 

I'm useless at thinking up something original, but hope you don't mind that I've suggested couple of minor tweaks, to make all 3 verses sound 'the same'  (you'll need to sing it to yourself, to test it :) .....unless you call Cammy & ask him to 'demo' it :happyyes:)

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5 minutes ago, WoodStein said:

Rosco.... 👍 short, simple, repetitive, easy to remember. 

I'm useless at thinking up something original, but hope you don't mind that I've suggested couple of minor tweaks, to make all 3 verses sound 'the same'  (you'll need to sing it to yourself, to test it :) .....unless you call Cammy & ask him to 'demo' it :happyyes:)

It was a quick makey upper mate! 

Tweaks are welcome 😉

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2 hours ago, dblair said:

Since no one else has stepped up and penned anything new, I thought I’d share this I came across. 

 

1 hour ago, Rosco said:

That is class 👏

 

Very good, really like this....full band version might be interesting too.....but....whit's wi' the effin' kazoo break again????....please, please replace it with a 'soaring guitar solo' & you've got a 5* version :happyyes:  

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2 minutes ago, Rosco said:

It was a quick makey upper mate! 

Tweaks are welcome 😉

Waiting for you to post your mp3 'demo' now......  :P 

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2 hours ago, Reverend Lovejoy said:

That looks like Frews.

The Clep - the clue is in the lyrics.

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So following Woodsteins edit:

 

Oh Cammy Kerr

Oh Cammy Ke-er

He’s one of our own, our Cammy Kerr

 

On the overlap, 

He strides up the park,

Hes one of our own, our Cammy Kerr

 

He signed for two year,

Rejects the top tier, 

Hes one of our own, our Cammy Kerr

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We play it out the back,

Keeper(Hamilton?) rolls it out to Cammy Kerrr,

He strides up the wing,

Plays a cheeky one-two with Gowserrr,

He cuts it back to Nelson,

Who bangs it in the top cornerrr

 

*Derry Rhumba commences*

 

Ps could tell I’m bored at work. 

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For the derbies....

4 pens you only missed 4 pens!, you only missed 4 pens!

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He's 5ft 2 and his name is Declan McDaid

when he gets the ball he goes on a mazy

From Ayr united and he's absolutely crazy

oh Declan McDaid.

🤣🤣🤣

as you can see not a lot of thought put into that

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10 hours ago, Double Blue said:

The Clep - the clue is in the lyrics.

I know it's the clep mate, I just think it looks like Frews.😉😁

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His name is kenny miller he’s the elder of our team,

the oldest centre forward that the world has ever seen,

Celtic, Rangers,  livingstone, he’s played for them all,

and as for “insert sh**e united striker” you can stick up yer hole! 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Tayzurri said:

He's 5ft 2 and his name is Declan McDaid

when he gets the ball he goes on a mazy

From Ayr united and he's absolutely crazy

oh Declan McDaid.

🤣🤣🤣

as you can see not a lot of thought put into that

That Grady song is still one of my favourites. Hopefully we sign someone who’s surname rhymes with mazy 😆

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Another derby one, assuming they bring more than the pathetic support they had at the doon derby....

Where were you when you went down?

Where were you when you went down?

Where were you...

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3 hours ago, Rosco said:

We play it out the back,

Keeper(Hamilton?) rolls it out to Cammy Kerrr,

He strides up the wing,

Plays a cheeky one-two with Gowserrr,

He cuts it back to Nelson,

Who bangs it in the top cornerrr

*Derry Rhumba commences*

Ps could tell I’m bored at work. 

What do your colleagues say when you're humming vaguely recognisable tunes for an hour or so, then keep vanishing to the bog, and some curious wailing sounds set the local dogs barking? :P  [hope they're a' arabs!]

Seriously though.....keep it up, a few more required for the '21st Century (Dark) Blues' ** CD!

 

**  just thought about that Steve Earle song....with a 'more upbeat' voice, got to have a couple of verses that could be adapted to Dee-based culture, I'm sure there's a reference to flying cars & jet-packs in it, so it's surely ready-made for a Jocky tribute song?

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