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Who Wants To Be Deewok?

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3 hours ago, DarkBlueKnight said:

Does job come with access to executive extras like paper towels in toilets. Do you have to wave at growlers in the coxy?😂

As the Rev said, Deewok uses the former jungle doon the back o' the SE...breeks doon, slide doon the brae, breeks up....but he has to sprint back up the old Provie steps.

Yes, waving at the BC growlers is mandatory, but I believe there is some freedom of choice in 'what' gets waved, and 'how'. 

I still think Deewok should be allowed to use one of Jocky's old jetpacks, though..... 'Bears in Space'  :o  

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Include the chance to be Deewok once a season to all season ticket holders. A different Deewok for every home game. Sit back and watch sales soar.

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4 hours ago, skullduggery said:

Include the chance to be Deewok once a season to all season ticket holders. A different Deewok for every home game. Sit back and watch sales soar.

My paws would be all over that.

 

FFS REV NO MORE PUNS!!!!!!.🙄

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8 minutes ago, chomp my root said:

Looks like you'd be filling very large shorts if you take the gig. :o

 

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The interviews might be interesting.

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Just now, Reverend Lovejoy said:

The interviews might be interesting.

I guess you have to really really like DFC.

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13 minutes ago, chomp my root said:

Looks like you'd be filling very large shorts if you take the gig. :o

 

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LOOKS LIKE THE IDEAL JOB FOR ADMIN JOHN ;)

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1 minute ago, Gedee said:

LOOKS LIKE THE IDEAL JOB FOR ADMIN JOHN ;)

Think we'll take your word for it Gedee.😄

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1 minute ago, Gedee said:

LOOKS LIKE THE IDEAL JOB FOR ADMIN JOHN ;)

I fear that John's alterations to the costume might not be suitable for kids. :o

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Just now, Reverend Lovejoy said:

Think we'll take your word for it Gedee.😄

Eh think Chomp can back me up here Rev :ph34r:

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3 minutes ago, Gedee said:

Eh think Chomp can back me up here Rev :ph34r:

I'm still trying to block it all out  Gedee. :tears:

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4 minutes ago, chomp my root said:

I fear that John's alterations to the costume might not be suitable for kids. :o

Still cannae believe Chomp, that we sold our soul and lost oor innocence that Dark Day ....

For wee poke o' sugary sweets, a wattery fizzy drink, & an oot o date packet, o' saft crisps :tears:

But fair doos, there was something hypnotic & compelling aboot  Admn John that day:chaplin:

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1 minute ago, Garageflower said:

Looks like the role has been filled. Who was the successful applicant? 😂

 

Garage, I would have applied as I am the right shape, however my availability due to an offshore rota plays havoc. 🤣

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1 hour ago, Huggs66 said:

Garage, I would have applied as I am the right shape, however my availability due to an offshore rota plays havoc. 🤣

You not got an opposite number then ???

You could always jobshare it.

 

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5 hours ago, Garageflower said:

Looks like the role has been filled. Who was the successful applicant? 😂

 

Aye, that's my weekends and Friday nights sorted for the season. I'll be berating any boo-ers, slapping ball boys and girls who dawdle when we're a goal down with 10 minutes to play and shagging any opposition mascots that dare enter Dens Park. All while waving to young Dees and leading a cheery sing-song, obviously.  

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My youngest was only 4 when he started going to home games with us. Sitting in the Main Stand he was quickly traumatized by Deewok Mk1 and you can see that dread to this day when you mention it to him. Mind you I wasn't sure about Louby Lou (B/W version) when I was that age, so it might run in the family.

If this was the USA I probably would have sued the club by now for mental scarring or something along those lines. 

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13 hours ago, chomp my root said:

You not got an opposite number then ???

You could always jobshare it.

 

Chomp, I do, but we would need a smaller suit or send him to the “build a bear shop” to be pumped with stuffing. 🤣

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