Seagulls

[Cobra]

Any Dees going to Palmerston next month might want to know that they'll be thrown out of the ground if they're caught feeding the birds.

[WeighorstsWang]

Should be made a rule at numerous nightclubs in Dundee too. 

[Wackyjim]

20 minutes ago, Cobra said:

Any Dees going to Palmerston next month might want to know that they'll be thrown out of the ground if they're caught feeding the birds.

Why bother they're all ugly feckers in Dumfries 

[Prince Buster]

I see The Tully's sent a reporter out to Dundee City Centre to feed the seagulls and report his findings.

They really are not journalists at all but the gulls won't complain.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/tele-reporter-kenny-tries-a-stare-off-in-bid-to-protect-his-food-from-gulls/?fbclid=IwAR2-A1UMuOJq476DtRhHgJcU4VxlsnEnMWfmLYhdaAPMUHJLjnrrxmWCLwQ

[WoodStein]

13 minutes ago, Prince Buster said:

I see The Tully's sent a reporter out to Dundee City Centre to feed the seagulls and report his findings.

They really are not journalists at all but the gulls won't complain.

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/tele-reporter-kenny-tries-a-stare-off-in-bid-to-protect-his-food-from-gulls/?fbclid=IwAR2-A1UMuOJq476DtRhHgJcU4VxlsnEnMWfmLYhdaAPMUHJLjnrrxmWCLwQ

You'd think anyone working & living in Dundee would already know all there is to know about the seagull blight, without having to set out on a mission.

There's an erse of a houseowner in Elcho Drive, off Balgillo Rd, 'across the road' from me, who regularly puts food out & has a couple of dozen gulls circling & swooping into his garden to feed. A lot of the rest of the time, they're sitting on the apex of surrounding houses' higher roofs, waiting for dinner to arrive.

The houseowner perhaps thinks they're 'feeding the wee birdies', but an ounce of commonsense would tell them the 'wee birdies' (already too fat) are shi**ing themselves inside the trees & hedges while the gulls are around.

Would the food chain really suffer if we wiped the gulls off the face of the earth? Who/what eats them? They're flying rats.   

Time we got a Crystal Palace-style hawk/eagle to rid Dens of them too. Gulls....not Tele reporters 

[Prince Buster]

15 minutes ago, WoodStein said:

Time we got a Crystal Palace-style hawk/eagle to rid Dens of them too. Gulls....not Tele reporters 

As much use as each other to be fair.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

16 minutes ago, WoodStein said:

You'd think anyone working & living in Dundee would already know all there is to know about the seagull blight, without having to set out on a mission.

There's an erse of a houseowner in Elcho Drive, off Balgillo Rd, 'across the road' from me, who regularly puts food out & has a couple of dozen gulls circling & swooping into his garden to feed. A lot of the rest of the time, they're sitting on the apex of surrounding houses' higher roofs, waiting for dinner to arrive.

The houseowner perhaps thinks they're 'feeding the wee birdies', but an ounce of commonsense would tell them the 'wee birdies' (already too fat) are shi**ing themselves inside the trees & hedges while the gulls are around.

Would the food chain really suffer if we wiped the gulls off the face of the earth? Who/what eats them? They're flying rats.   

Time we got a Crystal Palace-style hawk/eagle to rid Dens of them too. Gulls....not Tele reporters 

I'd suggest the Tully reporters are a bigger blight on the local area than the gulls. The gulls will often drop a sh*t but the Tully reporters spend their time stirring it.

[WoodStein]

11 minutes ago, Reverend Lovejoy said:

I'd suggest the Tully reporters are a bigger blight on the local area than the gulls. The gulls will often drop a sh*t but the Tully reporters spend their time stirring it.

Aye, but it's the gull sh*t I have to clean off my car every day....I suppose if I bought a paper Tele, I could use it to clean up. 

[Prince Buster]

2 minutes ago, WoodStein said:

 I suppose if I bought a paper Tele, I could use it to clean up. 

I can think of no other use for it.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

5 minutes ago, Prince Buster said:

I can think of no other use for it.

Shove it up the gulls a**e........two birds?.

[ThelegendthatisBeto]

1 hour ago, WeighorstsWang said:

Should be made a rule at numerous nightclubs in Dundee too. 

Should have been the rule in the enigma, fattys, Mardi, london, I can go on. Good times tho

[Parcbara]

Tele reporting that the seagulls  at Tannadump are the best  mannered in Scotland