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Chomp would it be Ok to change the title to Gifs, Jokes, and Jpegs. On fFacebook you get loads of people who post funny pics with captions and stuff and I wondered if there might be an interest in having an area where these funnies could be shown. don't know what the implications are but posting links would seem to me to be a no no. Typically I can't find an example!

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8 hours ago, WeighorstsWang said:

That's a jpeg, not a gif. ;)

20 years a jpg and gif were pretty much the same thing although a jpg was best for higher quality photos.

Somewhere along line though an animated gif (and soundless movie clips) became known simply as a gif. I still haven't got used to it.

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On 02/07/2020 at 19:18, chomp my root said:

Thought it might be good to have a place to share amusing/strange/deviant/all of the above gifs. Just got sent this.

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It tickled me anyway. Chuck is that 'awesum' I reckon he'll chase it down with a bottle of bleach.

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Didn’t know where to post this sorry

A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London .

"I vish to buy sex viz you."

"Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour."

"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10."

Helmut agrees

So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees."

The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested.

"Now you vill get down on your hans und knees."

This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs.

"You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."

She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying).

But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?"

"Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique."

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