Spams Scams ( These Aficans Wi' Big Willies)

[Gedee]

Taking a wee break from our present situation, would anyone like to comment, on any (obvious) Spam Mails you've ever received?

With the continual use of anti-malware/anti-virus, I've just about got rid of all this daft stuff Except for this Persistent Nigerian Prince.

As well as deperately wanting to be my friend, he has also offered me some high quality gold & very precious diamonds. It's true, he

does want to know all my Bank details (but he does seem the trusting type)  However it was the latest one that caught my eye 

Headed "Savage Grow" it went on to say (didn't open it but opening words were) "Why these African Tribes men have 15" long penis"

(I think I'll just leave it at that. I was thinking of showing this to Mrs G. But her opinion of me & "My Thingy" is already rather low)

[Gedee]

(Noting no one responded to above...So hope no one was offended by the above topic)

Although I genuinely received this yesterday in my spam .... It was meant as a bit of fun.

And most days...It is still the Madness That Keeps Me Sane...Still ...15 Inches Mind

[Gedee]

Thanks for acknowledgement John...

Hope you and your family are still maintaining reasonable health.

We are all needing the lift o' some, Real Spring/Summer weather.

& IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING-GETTING DFC BACK ON TRACK

[Gedee]

(Apologies again)....(Before Admin John picks me up on the following comment)

Notice "Oor Mary" does a fine line in DFC Hand Knitted Scarves (wisnae sure how to attach pics)

Was wondering if she also knitted "willie warmers" in similar design? This is in reference to above.

I am seriously considering making contact with above email offer. (15")

But want to gie Mary, as much notice as pos. to order plenty of wool

(Sorry John...Just cannae help myself)

[Mary]

9 hours ago, gedee said:

(Apologies again)....(Before Admin John picks me up on the following comment)

Notice "Oor Mary" does a fine line in DFC Hand Knitted Scarves (wisnae sure how to attach pics)

Was wondering if she also knitted "willie warmers" in similar design? This is in reference to above.

I am seriously considering making contact with above email offer. (15")

But want to gie Mary, as much notice as pos. to order plenty of wool

(Sorry John...Just cannae help myself)

It's amazing what you find in your spam folder

Mine is usually full of offers to make my "equipment" bigger (not much good to me) or offers of a big boobed blonde/brunette (still not much good to me)

Right, I'm away to get ready for work as I'm definitely lowering the tone and will be getting banned.

[Gedee]

2 hours ago, Mary said:

It's amazing what you find in your spam folder

Mine is usually full of offers to make my "equipment" bigger (not much good to me) or offers of a big boobed blonde/brunette (still not much good to me)

Right, I'm away to get ready for work as I'm definitely lowering the tone and will be getting banned.

Apologies Mary for "the misguided emails" you received ...

I really should be paying a bit more attention as to who & what gender, I am directing my regular monthly batch of this "suspect outgoing email" ... Although, in my defence, with all the "going-ons" at DFC now & earlier (as wel as the ongoing pocket money situation) I am under even more stress than usual)

However Mary, thanks also again, for taking this topic/post, in the fair spirit that it's meant to be

And in my book, you're pretty special (& no just cause you see through, my periods of daftness)

Before going however...Just in case My New (weel endowed) African Friend disnae get  back to me)

If you'd like to hand-knit me a "willie warmer for the winter" (withoot embarrassing myself or yourself too much on the "size/dimension front")...I think you'll find a small ball of wool will more than suffice

[Mary]

8 hours ago, gedee said:

Apologies Mary for "the misguided emails" you received ...

I really should be paying a bit more attention as to who & what gender, I am directing my regular monthly batch of this "suspect outgoing email" ... Although, in my defence, with all the "going-ons" at DFC now & earlier (as wel as the ongoing pocket money situation) I am under even more stress than usual)

However Mary, thanks also again, for taking this topic/post, in the fair spirit that it's meant to be

And in my book, you're pretty special (& no just cause you see through, my periods of daftness)

Before going however...Just in case My New (weel endowed) African Friend disnae get  back to me)

If you'd like to hand-knit me a "willie warmer for the winter" (withoot embarrassing myself or yourself too much on the "size/dimension front")...I think you'll find a small ball of wool will more than suffice

DFC colours of course

[Gedee]

1 minute ago, Mary said:

DFC colours of course

Absolutely Mary ...

Even when "things" are no quite whit ye'd wished for, a man has still got to retain some pride 

[Reverend Lovejoy]

On 13/04/2022 at 16:11, gedee said:

Taking a wee break from our present situation, would anyone like to comment, on any (obvious) Spam Mails you've ever received?

With the continual use of anti-malware/anti-virus, I've just about got rid of all this daft stuff Except for this Persistent Nigerian Prince.

As well as deperately wanting to be my friend, he has also offered me some high quality gold & very precious diamonds. It's true, he

does want to know all my Bank details (but he does seem the trusting type)  However it was the latest one that caught my eye 

Headed "Savage Grow" it went on to say (didn't open it but opening words were) "Why these African Tribes men have 15" long penis"

(I think I'll just leave it at that. I was thinking of showing this to Mrs G. But her opinion of me & "My Thingy" is already rather low)

 

On 15/04/2022 at 05:26, Mary said:

It's amazing what you find in your spam folder

Mine is usually full of offers to make my "equipment" bigger (not much good to me) or offers of a big boobed blonde/brunette (still not much good to me)

Right, I'm away to get ready for work as I'm definitely lowering the tone and will be getting banned.

Hmmm, in the spam folder you say?.

 

[Gedee]

1 hour ago, Reverend Lovejoy said:

 

Hmmm, in the spam folder you say?.

 

NOT so sure it's the kind of email info Rev, that is sent out, to every potential internet user

Get the impression I was Specially Selected...It's not such BIG issue (It's no that small mind)

With the dwindling Members in the "Happy Clappy Club"

I was thinking of incorporating the New Wee Willie Club.

But after the general NON reaction/response in this post.

Guess there will be no demand AW BIG WILLIES on DBF

[Reverend Lovejoy]

2 hours ago, gedee said:

NOT so sure it's the kind of email info Rev, that is sent out, to every potential internet user

Get the impression I was Specially Selected...It's not such BIG issue (It's no that small mind)

With the dwindling Members in the "Happy Clappy Club"

I was thinking of incorporating the New Wee Willie Club.

But after the general NON reaction/response in this post.

Guess there will be no demand AW BIG WILLIES on DBF

I guess there'll be more potential to add to the 'clap club' with a big Willie, no too sure it'll be happy though.

[Gedee]

Take yir point Rev...But The Happy Clappy Club has enough problems recruiting/retaining members.

If I add the proviso/condition, that Club cannot accept responsibility for existing members catching

"Dose of Clap" I think that could add the final nail to the coffin !! Will check wi ither two members