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Greg Stewart Song?


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Greg Stewart deserves a song. His name isn't easy to chant, so he really needs a song. It's p**s poor that one of our best players in years never gets a mention from the fans. We really ought to make an effort. I've often wondered how songs get started, and who originally comes up with them.

You want a tune that's easy to sing along to and hasn't been used before. How about using "Yellow Rose of Texas", which our current owners might like? Here's a starter. If you don't like it try something better. This literally took only five minutes. I actually cleaned it up from the first draft, so feel free to adapt. It's cheesy and ever so slightly h**o-erotic, but it would be easy to sing, and it's better than nothing.

"He’s Dundee’s number seven,

And he came fae Cowdenbeath,

His left foot is pure magic,

He’s Greg Stewart of The Dee.

He loves to play in Dark Blue

He won't wear tangerine

Blond hair and drop dead gorgeous

Oh Greg Stewart marry me!"

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Bit gay.

Yup, though I've heard similar from the most hetero Dundee fans. But it's a quick effort. Change it or come up with something else.

He plays on the left

He plays on the right..

Greg Stewart....

Makes *insert name here* look s***e

A bit cliched but there isn't too many songs that suit his name tbh.

Yes, that was why I chose Yellow Rose of Texas. His name fits the tune.

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Greg Stewart is magic,

His left peg is f***ing great,

He scored a cracker at the dump,

Put the dabs all in a state.

Adapting the last two lines and replacing the man-love stuff in my second verse.

He loves to play in Dark Blue

He won't wear tangerine

He scored a cracker at the Brick

And the Dabs were fecking sick!"

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Greg Stewart deserves a song. His name isn't easy to chant, so he really needs a song. It's p**s poor that one of our best players in years never gets a mention from the fans. We really ought to make an effort. I've often wondered how songs get started, and who originally comes up with them.

 

You want a tune that's easy to sing along to and hasn't been used before. How about using "Yellow Rose of Texas", which our current owners might like? Here's a starter. If you don't like it try something better. This literally took only five minutes. I actually cleaned it up from the first draft, so feel free to adapt. It's cheesy and ever so slightly h**o-erotic, but it would be easy to sing, and it's better than nothing.

 

"He’s Dundee’s number seven,

And he came fae Cowdenbeath,

His left foot is pure magic,

He’s Greg Stewart of The Dee.

 

He loves to play in Dark Blue

He won't wear tangerine

Blond hair and drop dead gorgeous

Oh Greg Stewart marry me!"

 

FFS whats going on. Harkins gets a shag o the wife and now we've ah to marry Greg??

next we will all be showing man love like the gay DABs

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