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Greg Stewart deserves a song. His name isn't easy to chant, so he really needs a song. It's p**s poor that one of our best players in years never gets a mention from the fans. We really ought to make an effort. I've often wondered how songs get started, and who originally comes up with them.

You want a tune that's easy to sing along to and hasn't been used before. How about using "Yellow Rose of Texas", which our current owners might like? Here's a starter. If you don't like it try something better. This literally took only five minutes. I actually cleaned it up from the first draft, so feel free to adapt. It's cheesy and ever so slightly h**o-erotic, but it would be easy to sing, and it's better than nothing.

"He’s Dundee’s number seven,

And he came fae Cowdenbeath,

His left foot is pure magic,

He’s Greg Stewart of The Dee.

He loves to play in Dark Blue

He won't wear tangerine

Blond hair and drop dead gorgeous

Oh Greg Stewart marry me!"

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He plays on the left
He plays on the right..
Greg Stewart....
Makes *insert name here* look sh**e

A bit cliched but there isn't too many songs that suit his name tbh.

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Bit gay.

Yup, though I've heard similar from the most hetero Dundee fans. But it's a quick effort. Change it or come up with something else.

He plays on the left

He plays on the right..

Greg Stewart....

Makes *insert name here* look s***e

A bit cliched but there isn't too many songs that suit his name tbh.

Yes, that was why I chose Yellow Rose of Texas. His name fits the tune.

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Greg Stewart is magic,

His left peg is fucking great,

He scored a cracker at the dump,

Put the dabs all in a state.

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Greg Stewart is magic,

His left peg is f***ing great,

He scored a cracker at the dump,

Put the dabs all in a state.

Adapting the last two lines and replacing the man-love stuff in my second verse.

He loves to play in Dark Blue

He won't wear tangerine

He scored a cracker at the Brick

And the Dabs were fecking sick!"

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Does anyone know if he's got a nickname around the club?...

....that wee joabie Ferry's bound to have one for him :D

Edited by MainStand Menace

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How about one of the old ones. He's blue he's white he's fecking dynamite GREG STEWART GREG STEWART he's blue he's white...

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How about one of the old ones. He's blue he's white he's fecking dynamite GREG STEWART GREG STEWART he's blue he's white...

It scans horribly. Greg Stewart just doesn't fit the way Neil McCann did.

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Greg Stewart deserves a song. His name isn't easy to chant, so he really needs a song. It's p**s poor that one of our best players in years never gets a mention from the fans. We really ought to make an effort. I've often wondered how songs get started, and who originally comes up with them.

 

You want a tune that's easy to sing along to and hasn't been used before. How about using "Yellow Rose of Texas", which our current owners might like? Here's a starter. If you don't like it try something better. This literally took only five minutes. I actually cleaned it up from the first draft, so feel free to adapt. It's cheesy and ever so slightly h**o-erotic, but it would be easy to sing, and it's better than nothing.

 

"He’s Dundee’s number seven,

And he came fae Cowdenbeath,

His left foot is pure magic,

He’s Greg Stewart of The Dee.

 

He loves to play in Dark Blue

He won't wear tangerine

Blond hair and drop dead gorgeous

Oh Greg Stewart marry me!"

 

FFS whats going on. Harkins gets a shag o the wife and now we've ah to marry Greg??

next we will all be showing man love like the gay DABs

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He deserves a song more than anyone else!

how bout something simply like...

Greigy... greigy greigy... greigy greigy.....greigy... greigy... STEWART

to the song there's no limit. 

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He should change his name to fabian caballero then he can have his pick of songs.

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How about an old classic?

His name is Greg Stewart, he's the leader of our team, the finest centre forward the world has ever seen.

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere, he scores the vital goals.

And as for Darko Bodul, you can stick him up your hole.

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Sadly, it would be a LOT easier if his name was Stewart Greg!

(Can anyone have a word with him??)   :)

What *does* work, (isn;t quite as flowing, but scans)

Is to sing "Greg Stewart" to the Tune of "Ivano, Dario"

The syllables are slightly longer, but not enough to throw the rhythm.

"Greg Stew- Iiiiirrrrt..... Greg Stew- Iiiiirrrrt.."

"Ee -  Van - Ooooo..... Dar   Ee   - Ooooo.."

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I like the 'he plays on the left, he plays on the right, Greg Stewart makes Yenitit look sh!te....just because it has Yenitit are sh**e on it ;)

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