Greg Stewart Song?

[JoeCovenant]

Think he's one of these players who's name simply can't be put into a football song.

Did you READ mine!??!?!?!    

(BOTH of them!!! The *Maria* one moreso!)  )

[Derry Drummer]

My bird told me she's pregnant

And now I'm feeling sad,

'Cause I found out this morning,

Greg Stewart's not the dad.

To the tune of "My old man's a dustman"

This one will do.

[ElectricDee]

Sometimes simplest is best? (plus a bit of kulchur)

"Greg Stewart has scored again,

 Greg Stewart has scored again,

 Greg Stewart has scored again,

 Greg Stewart has scored again"

- as in "We are invincible"   

[Megbee]

These are pants.

If we take out the Stewart, and just go with Greg, here are some football related words that rhyme -

Peg

Leg

Nutmeg

Egg- if you want to go down the taking the mick out of rugby route.

Someone needs to add some wit to these songs!

[Megbee]

Or just 'gregggggy, greggy baby' to the tune of 'Sherry' by Frankie Valli....

'Greeeeeeeeeeeggy baby (greggy baby)

greeeeeeeeegy can you score us a goal?'

Edited 15 August 2015 by megbee

[Dayster]

Stewart, Stewart will tear you apart again...

[downfielddee]

Ho, ho, ho its magic, you know, Greg Stewart and Kane Hemmings score goals

Ho, ho, ho its magic, you know, Greg Stewart and Kane Hemmings just go 

[Bloomogg]

http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/

Just tried it and..........................................................................................

Edited 6 September 2015 by Bloomogg

[Tayportdee]

Ho, ho, ho its magic, you know, Greg Stewart and Kane Hemmings score goals

Ho, ho, ho its magic, you know, Greg Stewart and Kane Hemmings just go 

you been contacted for Eurovision yet ?

[Raptor]

Pleeeeease score a goal or two, Greg stewart, Greg stewaaart....

To the tune of "fly the flag" (macalpines wife)

[Cobra]

He scores goals my Lord he scores goals

He scores goals my Lord he scores goals

He scores goals my Lord he scores goals

Greg Stewart, he scores goals

[Juliussen]

To the tune of "Jim Mclean took Dundee United off to Rome to see the Pope"

Greg Stewart signed from Cowdenbeath

He plays out on the wing

He canna stand United

He is a dark blue king

He gets the ball and scores a goal

Hear the fans sing

Oh, Greg Stewart is a Derryboy

Greg Stewart loves the Derry

Greg Stewart loves the Derry

Greg Stewart loves the Derry

And the Derry loves him back