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Celtic Fans Told To Wash


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Help! Help! The Celts are Here!

Go and have a shower now!

For it's a grand old team to smell for

because they mostly stink like wee!

And if -

You know - 

what showers are -

Then you've never been a fan of dear old Celtic

They don't care what the soap is for!

What the hell do they care?

For they stink like hell

It's an awful bloody smell

coming from the Celtic over there!

(My Magnum Opus!)

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Help! Help! The Celts are Here!

Go and have a shower now!

For it's a grand old team to smell for

because they mostly stink like wee!

And if -

You know - 

what showers are -

Then you've never been a fan of dear old Celtic

They don't care what the soap is for!

What the hell do they care?

For they stink like hell

It's an awful bloody smell

coming from the Celtic over there!

(My Magnum Opus!)

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Supporters have been sent a letter saying the stench is “impacting on the experience†of the match.  :lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-write-fans-reminding-wash-6451792

Any ideas for songs that can be sung on Sunday?

That's fantastic.  :lol2:

Help! Help! The Celts are Here!

Go and have a shower now!

For it's a grand old team to smell for

because they mostly stink like wee!

And if -

You know - 

what showers are -

Then you've never been a fan of dear old Celtic

They don't care what the soap is for!

What the hell do they care?

For they stink like hell

It's an awful bloody smell

coming from the Celtic over there!

(My Magnum Opus!)

I'm more of a Cornetto man myself.  :rolleyes:

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